Describe yourself in exactly nine words.
Describe which phrase best describes you:
I'm not a lover nor a fighter but I like whole wheat bread with sesame seeds
13(39.4%)
I would love to be president of a Pet Rock Owners' Club
2(6.1%)
I used to be a great big softie, but then I got roasted like a marshmallow and made into a sweet potato pie
4(12.1%)
I am glad I do not have a webcam because I think a webcam is a gateway drug to posting pictures of one's cats on youtube
9(27.3%)
I may not eat baked brownies, but I definitely inhale.
5(15.2%)
Your favorite animal/plant juxtaposition is:
aardvark/grapevine
7(21.2%)
lynx/Boston fern
8(24.2%)
parrot/philodendron
7(21.2%)
earthworm/orchid
5(15.2%)
coyote/marigold
6(18.2%)
have you done any of the following (check all that apply)?
put honey in hot tea
23(30.7%)
put honey in cold milk
3(4.0%)
put honey in hot oatmeal
23(30.7%)
put honey in a cold spoon and eaten it raw
24(32.0%)
put honey on a rock
2(2.7%)
The car industry would be saved if it made more:
clown cars
4(12.1%)
chicken wings
5(15.2%)
pedal cars
9(27.3%)
yugos
5(15.2%)
movies featuring Bardot, circa 1966
10(30.3%)
A watched pot:
charges tolls
5(15.2%)
steals souls
12(36.4%)
foils trolls
12(36.4%)
drowns coals
1(3.0%)
grows moles
3(9.1%)
On your winter trip to Iceland, would you rather?
attend a modern Icelandic opera with an incomprehensible story about badgers told in a language you don't speak?
12(36.4%)
watch a soap opera in which the family discusses odd doings involving bank failures taking place by the geyser
2(6.1%)
count the snowflakes as the wolves descend on you
7(21.2%)
read a good, long book by Agatha Christie in the only McDonald's in Reykjavik
4(12.1%)
tour a working sheep farm wearing a huge parachute the size of a house
8(24.2%)
The most irritating thing about the whole [past mistake] was:
I knew I would be treated that way, and went on anyway.
7(21.2%)
I have made that mistake at least a dozen times before.
11(33.3%)
the whole thing made others see me in the wrong light
5(15.2%)
I could have drunk spicy tomato juice instead!
6(18.2%)
even my dog knows better, and my dog is not a rocket scientist
4(12.1%)
What is the next word in tihs progression: Virgil, Cleotus, Parachute, Dalmatian
Imagine there's no pizza, it's easy if you try
no pepperoni to die for, no pasta pie
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imagine all the people, eating a big stir fry
8(24.2%)
no squash or pickles, no custard pie
1(3.0%)
you may say I'm a steamer, but I prefer drip dry
8(24.2%)
I hope someday you'll join us, though I can't imagine why.
12(36.4%)