Describe yourself in exactly nine words.
Describe which phrase best describes you:
I'm not a lover nor a fighter but I like whole wheat bread with sesame seeds
I would love to be president of a Pet Rock Owners' Club
I used to be a great big softie, but then I got roasted like a marshmallow and made into a sweet potato pie
I am glad I do not have a webcam because I think a webcam is a gateway drug to posting pictures of one's cats on youtube
I may not eat baked brownies, but I definitely inhale.
Your favorite animal/plant juxtaposition is:
have you done any of the following (check all that apply)?
put honey in hot tea
put honey in cold milk
put honey in hot oatmeal
put honey in a cold spoon and eaten it raw
put honey on a rock
The car industry would be saved if it made more:
movies featuring Bardot, circa 1966
On your winter trip to Iceland, would you rather?
attend a modern Icelandic opera with an incomprehensible story about badgers told in a language you don't speak?
watch a soap opera in which the family discusses odd doings involving bank failures taking place by the geyser
count the snowflakes as the wolves descend on you
read a good, long book by Agatha Christie in the only McDonald's in Reykjavik
tour a working sheep farm wearing a huge parachute the size of a house
The most irritating thing about the whole [past mistake] was:
I knew I would be treated that way, and went on anyway.
I have made that mistake at least a dozen times before.
the whole thing made others see me in the wrong light
I could have drunk spicy tomato juice instead!
even my dog knows better, and my dog is not a rocket scientist
What is the next word in tihs progression: Virgil, Cleotus, Parachute, Dalmatian
Imagine there's no pizza, it's easy if you try
no pepperoni to die for, no pasta pie
imagine all the people, eating a big stir fry
no squash or pickles, no custard pie
you may say I'm a steamer, but I prefer drip dry
I hope someday you'll join us, though I can't imagine why.