Do you trust the current presidential political polls?
Yes, polling seems extensive and improved.
6(13.6%)
No, the polls were dead wrong in 2004.
5(11.4%)
No, the key voters on both sides are voters historically under-counted.
9(20.5%)
The great kiskadee is a cool tropical bird
15(34.1%)
I wish I were the prime minister of Canada.
9(20.5%)
A child's first musical instrument should be the:
kazoo
21(46.7%)
ocarina
5(11.1%)
recorder
6(13.3%)
piano
10(22.2%)
can-jo
3(6.7%)
The news source to trust the most is:
ABC
0(0.0%)
CBS
1(2.7%)
Fox
0(0.0%)
NBC
3(8.1%)
Jon Stewart
33(89.2%)
The United States election will be:
awfully close
8(18.6%)
a cakewalk for the winner
2(4.7%)
amazingly odd
19(44.2%)
noted primary for the fact that campaign spending roughly equalled Halloween spending
6(14.0%)
enough to make one nostalgic for Harry Trumann and Dwight Eisenhower
8(18.6%)
The current United States President is:
George W. Bush
13(28.9%)
Paris Hilton
2(4.4%)
Absent without Leave
26(57.8%)
Zamboni Palin
3(6.7%)
Michael Douglas
1(2.2%)
Which of the following would you rather have?
health
34(75.6%)
wealth
3(6.7%)
stealth
8(17.8%)
The drop in the price of gasoline:
will make me more determined than ever to cut back my gas use, because it is an obvious manipulation.
11(24.4%)
makes me long for the days when gas cost a quarter, and Gomer Pyle washed your windshield for free
3(6.7%)
frees up spare change for twinkies
7(15.6%)
makes me want to buy an SUV
0(0.0%)
is a random, coincidental and entirely unexpected event happening by immense and unlikely chance on the eve of an election.
24(53.3%)
