Instead, I'd like to offer each of you the chance to fail to answer a debate question.
Here are the rules:
1. Leave a comment to this post saying "Nu-cu-lar!".
2. This weekend, I will ask you a debate-style question.
3. In reply, you should write a paragraph nearly completely unrelated to my question,
which uses a personal anecdote from your life to explain why you would be a great vice president.
4. To avoid any potential coverage on Fox News or MSNBC, your answer should be as filled with the real you and as devoid of politics as possible.
Remember, in a debate, nobody can hear you scream.