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You are offered a chance (and a duty) to turn your nemesis into a piano. Do you:
I hand you a throwaway camera wrapped in lovely blue cellophane and tell you to go take a picture of something very lovely within five kilometers of you. The picture should not be of a person or pet, but of a nature or garden or town/city scene. What do you photograph? Think lovely. Think simple delight.
When it comes to keeping in touch with friends, are you more:
The Perfect Lullaby. You. Somebody's baby (it need not be yours, but you have workable diplomatic relations). Your choice of song. Something you and baby would love. Your voice is in finest flower. The stars align. The baby loves it! What song are you singing? Why does that baby have pointy ears?
In the bun, where the meat or gardenburger might be, you've instead chosen to place:
If people knew you half as well as they might,the way someone might have known you in second grade when you had skinned knees rather than a skinned soul, they'd know that you're secretly fond of
Which of the following most plucks your heartstrings like a mountain zither:
If there is one lesson you can learn in your own life from the giraffe who keeps nibbling at the tree with no leaves, when one tree over, the leaves are in easy reach, that lesson is (pretend you're a mongoose as you answer):
If you could, you'd:
Your eyes are a bright orange. Your hair is ruby red. What color is your shirt? What color are your jeans?