Just after you fall asleep, an aardvark wearing your favorite outfit asks a duckbill platypus who looks like your high school principal in the face:
if the platypus knows which way the wind blows on Mars
3(14.3%)
if bottled time is more expensive than canned
10(47.6%)
if one needs hall passes for the inquisition
4(19.0%)
questions you can't understand because soap bubbles appear where the words should be
2(9.5%)
if someone named daisy would look sweet on a tandem bike
2(9.5%)
In your later dream, now it seems the monster was:
you, all along
4(18.2%)
taunting you with fritos
4(18.2%)
missing an eye tooth--in his eye!
4(18.2%)
deafing you with science
4(18.2%)
a lot like your old pal from kindergarten, only better-looking
6(27.3%)
You are leaving on a dream journey to an island. You grab from the cupboard:
an axeless axe handle
2(9.1%)
powdered milk
4(18.2%)
a jaw's harp
1(4.5%)
an autographed picture of Margaret Thatcher, signed "love, Baroness Snoggles"
0(0.0%)
3 p.m. last Tuesday, preserved in worcestershire sauce
6(27.3%)
The coolest dream you remember today involved what:
in your dream, you died, and went to Heaven, and it looked a lot like:
Texas
7(31.8%)
a flounder's fins
2(9.1%)
a marigold
6(27.3%)
Margaret Thatcher
0(0.0%)
fluffy, white clouds of corn silk
7(31.8%)
At the museum show, the paintings were like stepping into a dream. Your favorite featured the:
juxtaposition of baseballs and parasols
4(18.2%)
fellow with wings where the windows should be
5(22.7%)
abstract kind of sundial-thingy
8(36.4%)
most incredibly detailed pencil sharpener for sharpening swords
3(13.6%)
several indistinct dream-like things, in gravy
2(9.1%)
On a scale from 1 to 10, how "real" are your dreams? 1 is very real, 10 is completely unreal
Mean: 4.59 Median: 4 Std. Dev 2.41
1
1(4.5%)
2
3(13.6%)
3
6(27.3%)
4
4(18.2%)
5
0(0.0%)
6
1(4.5%)
7
4(18.2%)
8
2(9.1%)
9
0(0.0%)
10
1(4.5%)
dream--
that will need all the gloves you can live
5(22.7%)
lover, come fescue me
1(4.5%)
awn, dream awn, awwwwwnnnnnuuuhhhnn
6(27.3%)
a little dream of me, rotisserie
10(45.5%)
If you could have a daydream about visiting a living relative, whom would you dream of visiting?
In your dream, you're playing the card game of hearts with:
1 sheep named Agnes, 2 pet rocks, and a nose flute
5(22.7%)
three of the four shetland ponies from Grandpa Alex's farm
1(4.5%)
three people you once had a crush upon, all dressed in indigo outfits
12(54.5%)
Death, Taxes and Marc Bolan
0(0.0%)
your three charming clones
4(18.2%)
