Multiple choice poll
For an optional "would you fill out my silly poll" poll:
If you had to saddle your child with one of these names, which one would you pick?
Ralph
7(28.0%)
Liz-Bet
8(32.0%)
Charlemagne
8(32.0%)
Oot Oot
0(0.0%)
Weetzie
2(8.0%)
Which scientific discovery would you prefer to make?
A cure for warts
9(34.6%)
A distant nebula
7(26.9%)
A way to determine which cow gives the most tasty milk
0(0.0%)
A better television picture tube
1(3.8%)
A unique fossil
9(34.6%)
If you had to start a museum devoted to one thing, which thing would you choose?
Ants
5(19.2%)
German philosophy
4(15.4%)
Ghost lights
8(30.8%)
Bocce
2(7.7%)
Reindeer
7(26.9%)
You are going to send a mail art card to a woman in Iceland. What picture will you draw?
A burning, setting sun on a field of velvet blue sky
6(23.1%)
A self-portrait, with aardvark
3(11.5%)
A picture of your neighborhood, with commentary
12(46.2%)
An abstract using fractals
4(15.4%)
An abstract using boxtops
1(3.8%)
The cooked thing you'd most prefer in sushi would be:
egg
3(12.0%)
tempura shrimp
12(48.0%)
beef
4(16.0%)
tofu
3(12.0%)
kelp
3(12.0%)
You become a Youtube celebrity based on your video of:
A solitary person, sitting in his or her bedroom, talking about his or her life.
4(15.4%)
David Byrne taking payola from the Mudd Club and CBGB's
0(0.0%)
An elaborate proof that Sesame Street is part of a vast conspiracy
10(38.5%)
A duet of toy piano players tinkling out the Rolling Stones song "Wild Horses"
11(42.3%)
A demonstration of the best way to braid a crew cut
1(3.8%)
If you did not have the life you have now, you might be:
teaching in Alaska
9(36.0%)
eating baked Alaska
6(24.0%)
catching Alaskan halibut
3(12.0%)
trying to figure out if Alaska's postal code is AK or AL
1(4.0%)
thinking about wordplay involving "alaska" and "I'll ask her"
6(24.0%)
If you comment one predominant error in your interaction on LiveJournal, that error might be:
giving too much advice
5(20.0%)
failing to really try to connect in the comments
9(36.0%)
forgetting how to spell impressive big words
1(4.0%)
failing to surf for friends as in the old days
3(12.0%)
worrying far too much about far too little
7(28.0%)
What is your favorite brand of cold breakfast cereal?
You win fifty dollars in the lottery. Where do you lose the money?
down a storm drain
4(16.0%)
it blows out an open window
4(16.0%)
it is lost in the mail
5(20.0%)
A grifter with a story about hungry children
4(16.0%)
it's buried in the back seat of the car
8(32.0%)