If you had to saddle your child with one of these names, which one would you pick?
Which scientific discovery would you prefer to make?
A cure for warts
A distant nebula
A way to determine which cow gives the most tasty milk
A better television picture tube
If you had to start a museum devoted to one thing, which thing would you choose?
You are going to send a mail art card to a woman in Iceland. What picture will you draw?
A burning, setting sun on a field of velvet blue sky
A self-portrait, with aardvark
A picture of your neighborhood, with commentary
An abstract using fractals
An abstract using boxtops
The cooked thing you'd most prefer in sushi would be:
You become a Youtube celebrity based on your video of:
A solitary person, sitting in his or her bedroom, talking about his or her life.
David Byrne taking payola from the Mudd Club and CBGB's
An elaborate proof that Sesame Street is part of a vast conspiracy
A duet of toy piano players tinkling out the Rolling Stones song "Wild Horses"
A demonstration of the best way to braid a crew cut
If you did not have the life you have now, you might be:
teaching in Alaska
eating baked Alaska
catching Alaskan halibut
trying to figure out if Alaska's postal code is AK or AL
thinking about wordplay involving "alaska" and "I'll ask her"
If you comment one predominant error in your interaction on LiveJournal, that error might be:
giving too much advice
failing to really try to connect in the comments
forgetting how to spell impressive big words
failing to surf for friends as in the old days
worrying far too much about far too little
What is your favorite brand of cold breakfast cereal?
You win fifty dollars in the lottery. Where do you lose the money?
down a storm drain
it blows out an open window
it is lost in the mail
A grifter with a story about hungry children
it's buried in the back seat of the car