I take a moment to make an offer.
I know that some of you have hesitated to "friend" my journal, out of fear that I might be offended or
I hereby declare a "friending" amnesty. If you will befriend my journal, you may do so without fear of negative repercussions, other than the repercussion of having my turgid prose scroll up from time to time on your friends' list.
Life is too short to be offended because someone wants to be my friend. So I declare a friending amnesty. Make me your friend. Escape prosecution.