Robert (gurdonark) wrote,
Robert
gurdonark

fourteen on friday

I love Fridays. I love polls. I love life. I love people. I love sushi. I love turkey. I love re-imagining all these phrases as a jump rope song. I love being secure enough in my masculinity I am not self-conscious about thinking about jump rope songs.


Will you join me in a love-in? Please take this lovely poll.




Poll #661023 Friday's An Alright thing to Keep on My Mind

When you think "Barney", you are more apt to think:

Barney Fife
10(47.6%)
Barney Rubble
9(42.9%)
Barney Miller
2(9.5%)
Barney's NY
0(0.0%)
Barney, Ontario
0(0.0%)

Which rodent most resembles a distant relative of yours?

Gerbil
5(20.8%)
Hamster
4(16.7%)
Rat
8(33.3%)
Mouse
5(20.8%)
Scott McClellan
2(8.3%)

The personality trait you possess which is probably a recessive family gene, passed on by throwbacks across the eons, is:

If you were appearing at Lincoln Center for the Elton John Roast, the Elton John/Bernie Taupin song you would cover is:

"Your Song"
4(16.7%)
"Rocket Man"
5(20.8%)
"Tiny Dancer"
2(8.3%)
"Saturday's All Right for Fighting"
1(4.2%)
"Someone Saved My Life Tonight"
3(12.5%)
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
3(12.5%)
"Crocodile Rock"
2(8.3%)
actually, I'd just cover "Pinball Wizard"
4(16.7%)

Instead of Paul Simon, Art Garfunkel should have been singing with:

Aretha Franklin
4(17.4%)
Marvin Gaye
8(34.8%)
Jonathan Richman
0(0.0%)
Yoko Ono
8(34.8%)
The Four Tops
3(13.0%)

The US adds a 51st state. Which one?

Belgium
3(12.5%)
Lesotho
1(4.2%)
the Seychelles Islands
4(16.7%)
Laos
5(20.8%)
Prince Edward's Island
11(45.8%)

Which word has the nicest ring to it?

parfait
7(29.2%)
bonito
7(29.2%)
vascular
0(0.0%)
mahalo
6(25.0%)
frission
4(16.7%)

The thing most likely to be perfected before you figure out human relationships is:

cold fusion
11(45.8%)
a perpetual motion machine
6(25.0%)
Paula Abdul's genius
3(12.5%)
Michael Jackson's public image
3(12.5%)
President Bush's New England accent
1(4.2%)

Your teeth are chattering. That means:

You're cold
9(37.5%)
You're a zoo primate
3(12.5%)
You're a quick draw with a doughnut
3(12.5%)
They never should have asked you that question about Buffy the Vampire Slayer if they didn't want the 5,000 word answer
6(25.0%)
carrots are plentiful, and they reward a vigorous consumption style
3(12.5%)

The least of your worries now is:

that trail of black ants that keeps popping up in the kitchen
2(8.3%)
the way a co-worker looks at you when you smile
7(29.2%)
the fact that there's not one damn song that can make you break down and cry
3(12.5%)
anything that you have to comb, press or staple
7(29.2%)
an in-law, anyway
5(20.8%)

You are age 45. You get a grant which will enable you to spend 5 years training for a new career. Which one do you choose?

You adopt a third grader, and you get to choose which of your LiveJournal friends her personality will most match. Which LJ friend do you choose, and why?

You express your hopes and dreams in 7 words on a slip of paper, put them in a bottle, and throw them out to sea. What do you write on the slip of paper in 7 words?

If your friends' list posts were published as a novel, what would its title be?

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