Robert (gurdonark) wrote,
Robert
gurdonark

A poll on Sunday, no "never" about it

Life is filled with absurd choices. They can be summarized in manuals about mental health, holy texts, or the answers to this
poll.




Poll #636004 Communication and you.

Do you tend to communicate better with men or with women?

Men
9(22.5%)
Women
14(35.0%)
I notice no difference
7(17.5%)
I have no one answer to this question
10(25.0%)

Would you rather be an employer or an employee?

employer
17(43.6%)
employee
22(56.4%)

Would you rather:

fly a kite?
17(42.5%)
watch a kite?
12(30.0%)
make a kite?
8(20.0%)
kite a check?
0(0.0%)
watch kites tear at carrion?
3(7.5%)

Is your reliability of your memories of your childhood like viewing through:

a microscope?
8(20.0%)
a kaleidoscope?
13(32.5%)
a periscope?
4(10.0%)
an opaque pane of smoked glass?
11(27.5%)
opera glasses?
4(10.0%)

How did you view yourself in relation to your teachers in school?

You were their obedient friend and you had a crush on many of them
17(44.7%)
You were their innate adversary
2(5.3%)
You were the loyal opposition
8(21.1%)
They provided an insomnia cure you wish you still had
1(2.6%)
You approached them with zen-like detachment.
10(26.3%)

If you were gulty of the sin of pride, it would be because:

you finally got the car you always wanted
2(5.3%)
you finally got the house you always wanted
5(13.2%)
you finally got the education you always wanted
13(34.2%)
you finally got the job you always wanted
10(26.3%)
you finally got why anyone thinks Sarah Silverman is funny
8(21.1%)

If you were a character in a Stephen F. Foster song, you'd be:

a 49'er, excavating for a mine
4(10.3%)
a darling Clementine with shoes size number 9
13(33.3%)
a rather politically incorrect showman, with a banjo on your knee
8(20.5%)
in a John Phillip Sousa march instead
8(20.5%)

What do you find the most absurd and wonderful?

That you can sing "Amazing Grace" to the tune of "House of the Rising Sun"
2(5.1%)
that you can sing "Amazing Grace" to the tune of "Theme Song from Gilligan's Island"
11(28.2%)
that "Amazing Grace" was written by a ship's captain on a slave ship?
9(23.1%)
that "Amazing Grace" would make a really cool Prince song?
6(15.4%)
that if they'd played "Amazing Grace" on "Sesame Street", you'd know the words to the third verse by heart.
11(28.2%)

What is your favorite "Schoolhouse Rock" song from these choices? (haven't heard any? not to worry. improvise)

"Conjunction Junction"
23(59.0%)
"Lucky Seven (Sampson)"
0(0.0%)
"Zero My Hero"
3(7.7%)
"A Noun is a Person, Place or Thing"
9(23.1%)
"Three is a Magic Number"
4(10.3%)

Would you rather be complimented for your:

heart?
6(15.0%)
mind?
10(25.0%)
body?
0(0.0%)
soul?
6(15.0%)
smile?
1(2.5%)

You're stuck on a desert island for ten years with one recordation tool. Do you choose:

a pen and 2 tablets of paper?
14(35.0%)
a DVD camera and 2 blank DVDs?
2(5.0%)
an Mp3 recorder that holds 100 hours of mp3s and has a solar battery?
13(32.5%)
paints and 12 sheets of canvass-like paper?
3(7.5%)
a woodburning kit that works on an everlasting battery?
8(20.0%)

The biggest faux pas you ever made on a date or similar social setting (if you've never had any such social setting,your biggest faux pas with a distant relative) is:

After years of self-discovery, you finally shine a flashlight on the thing about yourself that you wish to understand. What you see in the darkest recesses of your psyche makes you smile. What do you see?

If you met an angel who assumed the form of an animal, you'd rather that the angel looked like:

a badger
16(40.0%)
a beaver
9(22.5%)
a budgerigar
8(20.0%)
a burmese python
5(12.5%)
a bah humbug, because as the person answering this question, you lack the imagination to play this game.
2(5.0%)

Which of the following would you rather win?

a round of "spin the bottle"?
10(25.0%)
a cake walk?
13(32.5%)
a year's supply of coffee in a drawing?
13(32.5%)
the German lottery, prize available by forwarding your private information to a Nigerian e mail address
1(2.5%)
first prize in a cute baby contest
3(7.5%)
Subscribe
  • Post a new comment

    Error

    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

  • 10 comments