Do you think there is life in our solar system off the planet Earth?
If you were a succulent plant, which plant would you be?
The stately Crown of Thorns euphobia
5(18.5%)
The solid but threatened Barrel Cactus
5(18.5%)
The healing aloe vera
12(44.4%)
The rockin' lithops "stone plant"
4(14.8%)
an FBI informant at blue state Home Depot
1(3.7%)
Write a poem of no more than 90 characters
It turns out that you are not, after all, the walrus. Who would you be?
a real nowhere man
8(29.6%)
You get to design a postage stamp which portrays a favorite bird. Which bird does your stamp feature?
Art is a famous jazzman in California. Commerce is a small town in Texas. Do you pick:
both Art and Commerce!
10(37.0%)
neither Art nor Commerce!
4(14.8%)
either Art or Commerce!
1(3.7%)
Finish this sentence: "The insidious cactus spine which has worn into my skin since adolescence, seeking out my heart, is....."
The best thing about Autumn is:
cooler weather (hotter weather for those in Oz)
12(44.4%)
decaying leaves (greening leaves for those in NZ)
7(25.9%)
ample turkey-consuming opportunities
2(7.4%)
flowers in richer Fall colors
6(22.2%)
better movies in the cinemas
0(0.0%)
You wish to enter a contest in which you write an essay about a great and unheralded historical person in your country--someone who really made a difference. Whom does your essay feature, and why?
If you worry that you're alienated someone, how do you respond to this concern--both ideally and in fact.
What is the most musical household appliance in your home?
If you had a podcast of your own, what would you feature?
music, along with my narration about the artists and songs
18(72.0%)
talk about issues of the day
0(0.0%)
comic material I wrote myself
2(8.0%)
meditations upon life's inner meaning
3(12.0%)
All Fiona Apple, all the time
2(8.0%)
The one great hope I store like water in a barrel cactus is:
Which of the following have you done?
said completely the wrong thing in a comment on LJ
19(11.6%)
had a luminous insight which made an LJ friend happy when you shared it in a comment
20(12.2%)
wished that you replied to people whom you read all the time, but did not for reasons of personal whimsy
21(12.8%)
kept on reading a journal even though it is to you somewhat of a train wreck
21(12.8%)
felt hurt because nobody commented to a post
18(11.0%)
dreamed about an LJ person
19(11.6%)
thought "what if...." about an LJ person
16(9.8%)
felt horribly embarrassed about getting sucked into LJ drama
12(7.3%)
imagined you were in LJ drama when nobody with whom you were having the "drama" had any idea that you were in LJ drama
5(3.0%)
thought about deleting in the same week you thought about writing for years on end
13(7.9%)
What shall we discuss, you and I? Feel free to elaborate in the comments