if you could make art like one famous artist, whom among the following would your work resemble?
If you had to sing one folk song, which one would you sing?
Blowin' in the Wind
This Land is Your Land
Black is the Colour of My True Love's Hair
Puff the Magic Dragon
Which of the following foods do you enjoy least?
You have to go play with one of the following. Conditions are ideal for each choice. Which do you choose?
If you were chanting whlie jumping rope, your chant would be:
2/4/6/8, time for work and I'm running late!
Debt and ennui, sitting in a tree, k. i s s i n g
I like tuna, I like cheese, I like things that make me sneeze
1 and 2 and 3 and 4, let's go draw some art some more
If you trip me with your words, don't pretend you ain't been heard
My one item of property I'd love to lose in a storm is:
I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy.....
down in my heart, down in my heart, to stay
filed in a storage cabinet in drive E, if I can just get the right driver installed to feel it
do you want to wash, or dry?
out in my car, out in my car
do you have the rent, rent, rent for our house, house, house?
Please nominate your favorite poet to head FEMA
What other animals would you like to see marching on film?
March of the Fire Ants
March of the Lemmings
March of the Tarantulas
March of People in Connecticut through the Mall
March of the Termites
It's midnight. You're starving. The following things are in the pantry and fridge. Which one do you eat?
peanut butter on celery
Bank error in your favor! You receive 2 million dollars! To which charity do you give half?
Habitat for Humanity
You must choose a first and a middle name from your own family and name a child (or pet) that name. Which do you choose, and why?
Whioch of the following neurotic behaviors would you prefer, if you must have one?
over-punctility about grammar in casual settings
an over-eager obsession with a clean home
a constant tapping of a drum beat with your hands
a constant need to change clothes often in the same day
Tell me the answer to a "why" question about you.