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Friday diversion poll

Friday (or, for my Australian friends, Saturday) is a time to lighten up. Will you join me in a silly poll to celebrate?



Poll #575848 Friday Diversion

if you could make art like one famous artist, whom among the following would your work resemble?

Klimt
8(25.0%)
Picasso
4(12.5%)
Grant Wood
3(9.4%)
Van Gogh
8(25.0%)
Michelangelo
9(28.1%)

If you had to sing one folk song, which one would you sing?

Blowin' in the Wind
10(30.3%)
This Land is Your Land
5(15.2%)
Black is the Colour of My True Love's Hair
7(21.2%)
Puff the Magic Dragon
10(30.3%)
The Cuckoo
1(3.0%)

Which of the following foods do you enjoy least?

prunes
1(3.0%)
raw oysters
17(51.5%)
asparagus
0(0.0%)
beef liver
10(30.3%)
brussels sprouts
5(15.2%)

You have to go play with one of the following. Conditions are ideal for each choice. Which do you choose?

a kite
20(60.6%)
a hula hoop
4(12.1%)
stilts
5(15.2%)
a soccer ball
3(9.1%)
jacks
1(3.0%)

If you were chanting whlie jumping rope, your chant would be:

2/4/6/8, time for work and I'm running late!
4(12.9%)
Debt and ennui, sitting in a tree, k. i s s i n g
9(29.0%)
I like tuna, I like cheese, I like things that make me sneeze
7(22.6%)
1 and 2 and 3 and 4, let's go draw some art some more
6(19.4%)
If you trip me with your words, don't pretend you ain't been heard
5(16.1%)

My one item of property I'd love to lose in a storm is:

I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy.....

down in my heart, down in my heart, to stay
13(41.9%)
filed in a storage cabinet in drive E, if I can just get the right driver installed to feel it
7(22.6%)
do you want to wash, or dry?
2(6.5%)
out in my car, out in my car
4(12.9%)
do you have the rent, rent, rent for our house, house, house?
5(16.1%)

Please nominate your favorite poet to head FEMA

What other animals would you like to see marching on film?

March of the Fire Ants
5(15.6%)
March of the Lemmings
14(43.8%)
March of the Tarantulas
7(21.9%)
March of People in Connecticut through the Mall
6(18.8%)
March of the Termites
0(0.0%)

It's midnight. You're starving. The following things are in the pantry and fridge. Which one do you eat?

Microwave popcorn
12(36.4%)
Raisin bread
13(39.4%)
Three bean salad
1(3.0%)
a fig newton
6(18.2%)
peanut butter on celery
1(3.0%)

Bank error in your favor! You receive 2 million dollars! To which charity do you give half?

Habitat for Humanity
10(32.3%)
Red Cross
1(3.2%)
Amnesty International
6(19.4%)
Salvation Army
2(6.5%)
Nature Conservancy
12(38.7%)

You must choose a first and a middle name from your own family and name a child (or pet) that name. Which do you choose, and why?

Whioch of the following neurotic behaviors would you prefer, if you must have one?

over-punctility about grammar in casual settings
7(22.6%)
an over-eager obsession with a clean home
17(54.8%)
a constant tapping of a drum beat with your hands
5(16.1%)
constant mirror-watching
0(0.0%)
a constant need to change clothes often in the same day
2(6.5%)

Tell me the answer to a "why" question about you.

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