Robert (gurdonark) wrote,
Robert
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Donkey feathers

I always think that Friday is a good time for a silly poll. Will you join me?



Poll #519130 A Day at the Bird Feeder

Which extinct bird do you wish you could see at your bird feeder?

passenger pigeon
5(26.3%)
dodo
8(42.1%)
Pat Paulsen
4(21.1%)
Harry Bird
1(5.3%)
The Bird sisters from the play "The Odd Couple"
1(5.3%)

You obtain the gift of baking bread for other people. It's a miracle! You just mix the mix, and follow the directions, and bread bakes! You celebrate this new gift by giving a loaf of bread to a co-worker. You choose the co-worker on the basis of "need a loaf" rather than fondness. What is your co-worker's initial, and why could s/he use a loaf of fresh baked bread?

If you could get a civil word in edgewise to someone who flat out does not like you though you flat out think they're pretty nifty, what kind thing would you say? Imagine that you need have no fear, and you can be open and honest and it won't come back to haunt you.

Which of the following would you prescribe for an upset mind?

ginger ale
7(36.8%)
Tab
0(0.0%)
cold water
7(36.8%)
warm water laced with salt
1(5.3%)
saltine crackers
1(5.3%)

What percentage bored are you with news coverage of sensational stories ?

Mean: 90.53 Median: 100 Std. Dev 13.94
0
0(0.0%)
10
0(0.0%)
20
0(0.0%)
30
0(0.0%)
40
0(0.0%)
50
1(5.3%)
60
0(0.0%)
70
2(10.5%)
80
2(10.5%)
90
3(15.8%)
100
11(57.9%)

Imagine that you are a UN envoy, delegated to make peace between two semi-famous pop singers, named Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan. What movie do you take them to make them appreciate that life is joyous and far too short to be in a fued with a pop tart?

You suspect that nobody fully understands

how strongly you feel everything
9(50.0%)
how rarely you feel anything
0(0.0%)
that you have feelings, too
3(16.7%)
that you are more than your feelings
4(22.2%)
feelings, whoa, whoa, whoa, feelings, whoa, whoa, whoa, feelings
2(11.1%)

You hold a garage sale, and sell three things off that you once never dreamed you could have sold, but now you know you could. What things do you sell?

They're reviving the Bobbsey Twins stories, and you're in charge of writing them. Your first task as head writer is to rename each set of twins. No more Bert and Nan. No more Flossie and Freddie. What do you name the older boy and girl twins? What do you name the younger boy and girl twins? Note: you may not name anyone Frank, Joe, Nancy, Bess or "Happy Holllister"

You aren't in love with admitting you were wrong on this particular topic, but you now see you were wrong when you:

You are given a bird's feather to encapsulate an important passage in your life. . What kind of feather do you hold, and what does it mean to you?

If you could wear your love like Heaven, and then go up, up and away in a beautiful balloon, where would you go that you've never been for a rural retreat?

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