I plan to design a holiday card over the holidays, using my full store of inartistic persistence. May I send you one? Warning: my card may trigger severe bee-sting-like complications among those who suffer from Post-Traumatic-Tacky-Maudlin-Talentless-Card Syndrome! If you're williing to brave hand-drawn holiday imagery, please fill your name and address in here. Feel free to use work addresses and such, as I am not trying to pry into the location of your personal secret lair.
I am inclined to do a holiday CD or poetry book to send out this year, a kind of home-made celebration to share with everyone. Like all of my best creative work, it will be simple, lo-fi, easy-to-assemble, and will strive for quirky rather than pristine. May I ship you this as well? Also, may I ship you a used book of my choosing, to help me de-clutter my life? It's selfish, I know, but it would be fun to choose weird and quirky reading fun for my friends and neighbors. I am notoriously hit and miss about getting this type of thing out, owing 2 book shipments to friends now, not to mention 1 shipment for which I had two concurrent claimers in an unrelated book giveaway, causing me paralysis, which is all to say that while I will strive for holidays 2004, it may well be 2005 or 6 or......but it'll be fun, anyway!
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G Urdon Ark
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