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Robert
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A Dove flies from a Silver Cage



Poll #354420 The dove flew from the silver cage

You're stranded in the forest. You have a canteen and some tofu jerky. You reach into your pocket and find one more thing. What do you find?

a holy text
2(6.2%)
a single match
6(18.8%)
a Swiss army knife
14(43.8%)
lint
9(28.1%)
your yacht keys
1(3.1%)

Your favorite teacher sees what's become of you, smiles, looks you in the eye, and says:

Would you like an avocado with mustard?
2(6.2%)
Did you see the special about babboon telepathy?
5(15.6%)
I've always pictured you a bit more chartreuse than you are.
14(43.8%)
My tongue is completely stuck to the roof of my mouth
4(12.5%)
Are you starting classes this year in levitation?
7(21.9%)

You have a new high tech watch. It lets you see:

people's real moods
10(31.2%)
subtitles for what pets are really saying
13(40.6%)
a ring on Saturn, undulating
5(15.6%)
Yourself, in 3-D
1(3.1%)
the dark side of the moon
3(9.4%)

If you had 50 billion dollars to spend on homeland security, you'd spend it on:

enhanced security for electrical and utility infrastructure
7(21.9%)
substantial beefing up of the nation's public health system
24(75.0%)
more cops on the street in key security risk places
1(3.1%)

You adopt a small girl. You must pick one of the following names. Which one do you choose?

Audrey
8(25.0%)
Sabine
13(40.6%)
Siobhan
10(31.2%)
Aspree
0(0.0%)
K'delida
1(3.1%)

A silver cage on the hill is opened. A dove flies from it. Where does it go?

to the meadow of forgetful wonder
2(6.2%)
to the tree of frantic sighs
0(0.0%)
to the street corner of pensive hope
5(15.6%)
to a cornfield planted in kaleidscope colored corn
9(28.1%)
to the distant horizon, then disappears
16(50.0%)

You are forced to perform at a talent show. You must choose a talent to perform from this list. Do you choose:

to sing a song in pig Latin
3(9.4%)
to play a song on a kazoo made of bear-size pipes
10(31.2%)
to do a dance with little tambourines on your ankles
14(43.8%)
to spell the letters in the first line of the Gettysburg Address
5(15.6%)

Tell me something unlikely that gives you a sense of hope

Name me something improbably that leaves you utterly at peace

Tell me something unexpected that you love:

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