You're stranded in the forest. You have a canteen and some tofu jerky. You reach into your pocket and find one more thing. What do you find?
a Swiss army knife
Your favorite teacher sees what's become of you, smiles, looks you in the eye, and says:
Would you like an avocado with mustard?
Did you see the special about babboon telepathy?
I've always pictured you a bit more chartreuse than you are.
My tongue is completely stuck to the roof of my mouth
Are you starting classes this year in levitation?
You have a new high tech watch. It lets you see:
people's real moods
subtitles for what pets are really saying
a ring on Saturn, undulating
the dark side of the moon
If you had 50 billion dollars to spend on homeland security, you'd spend it on:
enhanced security for electrical and utility infrastructure
substantial beefing up of the nation's public health system
more cops on the street in key security risk places
You adopt a small girl. You must pick one of the following names. Which one do you choose?
A silver cage on the hill is opened. A dove flies from it. Where does it go?
to the meadow of forgetful wonder
to the tree of frantic sighs
to the street corner of pensive hope
to a cornfield planted in kaleidscope colored corn
to the distant horizon, then disappears
You are forced to perform at a talent show. You must choose a talent to perform from this list. Do you choose:
to sing a song in pig Latin
to play a song on a kazoo made of bear-size pipes
to do a dance with little tambourines on your ankles
to spell the letters in the first line of the Gettysburg Address
Tell me something unlikely that gives you a sense of hope
Name me something improbably that leaves you utterly at peace
Tell me something unexpected that you love: