It's Monday, and you've turned into a mongoose. What do you belt at the top of your lungs, in Classical Mongoose?
Riki Tiki Tavi, where are you?
Show me the pythons!
May I move to Hawaii?
I have always wanted teeth to match my personality!
Finally, I am slinky and sleek!
You have a box in which you may put only two things you need. Which two do you pick?
Better relationships with difficult relatives
Better rapport with difficult bosses
Better self-image about self and one's own body
Better compassion for others
Better sense of self
What percentage of your day do you estimate that you spend thinking about LiveJournal?
Mean: 24.23 Median: 15 Std. Dev 20.03
As a mongoose, you find that you dislike reality TV. You like 60s TV! Which sitcom do you watch instead?
The Andy Griffith Show
The Beverly Hillbillies
The Dick Van Dyke Show
My Mother the Car
You're a Mongoose, and you can't even Get a date! What is the problem?
talk too much about snakes
still have not figured out how to smile without sharp teeth cutting lip
Well, I am still married, after all
Can't buy a thrill
As a mongoose, I realize that dating is irrelevant. Got any cobras?
Which famous animal advocate do you wish you could meet?
You meet a mongoose on the road. He tells you that you get one wish, from the following list. Which do you pick?
The ability to eat burgers and fries without adverse effects on health
The ability to do with almost no sleep and always feel rested
A "get out of cancer, free" card
The ability to drink copious amounts of alcohol but never get drunk
The ability to heal warts on others
How many of the following do you believe?
Things will get worse in Iraq before they get better
Responsibility for the current prisoner abuse scandal stops at corporal level
We are safer now from terrorism than before we invaded Iraq
There are radicals in this world who would commit violence against Americans even if we had made no response to 9/11
It is time for the United Nations to be more than an idea and a bureaucracy
A friend says to you "Hey, you have mongoose eyes!" You feel:
more complimented than if the friend had said "ferret"
a bit concerned, because you were aiming for weasel
ready to pay Lancome anything to fix that
sleek, stylish, and a bane to snakes
like you've landed in a non-sequitur in a LiveJournal poll
The Angel of Science descends, and promises not to force any belief systems on you. She promises to create one technological invention for you. Which one do you pick?
a machine that lets you talk to all animals
a machine that lets you teleport to work
a machine that lets you travel microscopically in a drop of water, without risk
a machine that lets you connect with dozens of other people through an internet site, for an exchange of ideas and photos
a machine that makes a darn good Pop Tart at home