Choose your favorite musical instrument from the following list:
Vacuum cleaner with multiple settings
Hand-held Hair (Blow) Dryer
Cheese grater with mallet
water glass orchestra
What sitcom should replace Friends?
Donald Rumsfeld--Crossing Guard
Eli Manning, San Diego Charger
Ann Coulter, in the Flying Nun
Michael Moore's Mickey Mouse Club
Sister Wendy's Livin' Large in the 'Hood
Your demon twin steals your life. What do you do?
Join the circus
Stalk your twin into a bus station
Call the ghostbusters
Attend trade school
Dance with glee
What scares you most?
Pictures of servicepeople gloating over humiliated captives
People who offer gold for the murder of innocents
Name your favorite Beatle
You simply MUST dye your hair. What color?
Here's an old favorite, recycled: If you and I met in person, what would we talk about?
If we went to IHOP at 2 in the morning, what would you order for breakfast?
Tell me something that will pick me up when I'm a bit tired and blue
You are chosen to write a 12 line poem that history will always remember. What is its title?