Choose your favorite musical instrument from the following list:
Vacuum cleaner with multiple settings
1(2.9%)
Hand-held Hair (Blow) Dryer
1(2.9%)
Cheese grater with mallet
6(17.6%)
spoons
9(26.5%)
water glass orchestra
17(50.0%)
What sitcom should replace Friends?
Donald Rumsfeld--Crossing Guard
5(15.2%)
Eli Manning, San Diego Charger
2(6.1%)
Ann Coulter, in the Flying Nun
4(12.1%)
Michael Moore's Mickey Mouse Club
12(36.4%)
Sister Wendy's Livin' Large in the 'Hood
10(30.3%)
Your demon twin steals your life. What do you do?
Join the circus
11(32.4%)
Stalk your twin into a bus station
4(11.8%)
Call the ghostbusters
4(11.8%)
Attend trade school
4(11.8%)
Dance with glee
11(32.4%)
What scares you most?
Spiders
8(24.2%)
Snakes
0(0.0%)
Pictures of servicepeople gloating over humiliated captives
11(33.3%)
Wasps
5(15.2%)
People who offer gold for the murder of innocents
9(27.3%)
Name your favorite Beatle
John
11(33.3%)
Paul
4(12.1%)
George
11(33.3%)
Ringo
4(12.1%)
Pete Best
3(9.1%)
You simply MUST dye your hair. What color?
Chartreuse
6(18.2%)
Pea Green
1(3.0%)
Amethyst Purple
16(48.5%)
Bright White
7(21.2%)
Tie Dye
3(9.1%)
Here's an old favorite, recycled: If you and I met in person, what would we talk about?
If we went to IHOP at 2 in the morning, what would you order for breakfast?
Tell me something that will pick me up when I'm a bit tired and blue
You are chosen to write a 12 line poem that history will always remember. What is its title?