You're at the zoo. You're off by the caged-in veldt, and the giraffe looks at you. Turns out he can talk. You ask him "What should I do with my life?". He smiles, and fulfills your quest. What does he say?
You are a hummingbird. It's nectar season. Your favorite flower is:
a weird. rare orchid
You have to dress your family in folk art masks. Which ones do you pick?
a sly, smiling monkey god
a bird that looks like a cross between a muppet and the top of a totem pole
a giant lion's head
a face in the shape of a half moon
The fortune cookie reads:
Once you held promise, now you are buying cheap buffet food.
Never be discouraged. Have more noodles.
What is the sound of one hand napping?
Fame, fortune, and good memories will come to you after you pass away
What color would your Shetland pony be?
Which super power would you choose?
The ability to read books without opening them
The ability to sense others' intense joy
The ability to construct anything useless with papier mache
The ability to turn frogs into toads
The singing voice of a mockingbird
Which of the following describes the way your LiveJournal was, when it was only a toddler?
desperate for attention
enamoured of words that were cool to say
a bit self-willed
You must go through the day handcuffed to a celebrity. Whom shall you choose?
Jarod, the Subway Sandwich Guy
the entire cast of Seventh Heaven
Finish this quote: "I'm not looking for a life's mission, I'm just lookin' for a little...."
You ride a llama to see a lama. You get to the mountain retreat, and he says to you:
What's a llama doing in Nepal?
Who won the NCAA playoffs?
Hey, buddy, got a cigarette?
All will be revealed to you, if only you agree to reveal nothing.
The answer to the previous question was "Don Knotts".
At your work, they throw you a surprise party. You're really surprised, because they don't even like you that much! Your heart melts when they serve:
a cake with an infant doll hidden inside
German chocolate cake with golden coconut frosting
a single Vanilla wafer
chocolate chip cookies fresh from your aunt's oven
Name me one damn song that can make you (think: falsetto for the rest of this line) break down and cry!
If you had one do-over, which would you do?
What's your favorite Lucky Charm
Imagine that there's no Wal Mart. It's easy if you try. No greeters to live or die for, No imported goods to buy...
imagine all the people, running yard sales for fun
imagine all the downtowns, not coming undone
imagine all the llamas, unable to buy cheap guns
imagine all the craft stores, selling to everyone
imagine shopping eBay, until time is done