Robert (gurdonark) wrote,
Robert
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Springtime is for silly polls

Fridays bring out the sillier parts of me. I have a really busy Friday today, but not so busy that I can't spend my early waking hours putting together a silly poll. If you have a moment, let your inner llama chew the leaves of this inquiry:

Poll #283369 What would you if it turned out everything was silly?

You're at the zoo. You're off by the caged-in veldt, and the giraffe looks at you. Turns out he can talk. You ask him "What should I do with my life?". He smiles, and fulfills your quest. What does he say?

You are a hummingbird. It's nectar season. Your favorite flower is:

rose
1(2.0%)
dandelion
8(16.0%)
trumpet flower
9(18.0%)
a weird. rare orchid
8(16.0%)
honeysuckle
24(48.0%)

You have to dress your family in folk art masks. Which ones do you pick?

a sly, smiling monkey god
6(12.0%)
a bird that looks like a cross between a muppet and the top of a totem pole
8(16.0%)
a giant lion's head
7(14.0%)
a face in the shape of a half moon
7(14.0%)
a spiky demon
4(8.0%)

The fortune cookie reads:

Once you held promise, now you are buying cheap buffet food.
11(22.0%)
Never be discouraged. Have more noodles.
22(44.0%)
What is the sound of one hand napping?
5(10.0%)
Fame, fortune, and good memories will come to you after you pass away
7(14.0%)
Oolong, so long
5(10.0%)

What color would your Shetland pony be?

Which super power would you choose?

The ability to read books without opening them
19(38.0%)
The ability to sense others' intense joy
17(34.0%)
The ability to construct anything useless with papier mache
6(12.0%)
The ability to turn frogs into toads
0(0.0%)
The singing voice of a mockingbird
8(16.0%)

Which of the following describes the way your LiveJournal was, when it was only a toddler?

misunderstood
4(7.8%)
grasping
8(15.7%)
desperate for attention
7(13.7%)
enamoured of words that were cool to say
11(21.6%)
a bit self-willed
12(23.5%)

You must go through the day handcuffed to a celebrity. Whom shall you choose?

Don Knotts
13(26.0%)
Tom Arnold
7(14.0%)
Conan O'Brien
22(44.0%)
Jarod, the Subway Sandwich Guy
3(6.0%)
the entire cast of Seventh Heaven
5(10.0%)

Finish this quote: "I'm not looking for a life's mission, I'm just lookin' for a little...."

respect
5(10.0%)
self-awareness
14(28.0%)
chocolate
21(42.0%)
toy poodle dog
5(10.0%)
attention
5(10.0%)

You ride a llama to see a lama. You get to the mountain retreat, and he says to you:

What's a llama doing in Nepal?
12(24.0%)
Who won the NCAA playoffs?
7(14.0%)
Hey, buddy, got a cigarette?
7(14.0%)
All will be revealed to you, if only you agree to reveal nothing.
11(22.0%)
The answer to the previous question was "Don Knotts".
13(26.0%)

At your work, they throw you a surprise party. You're really surprised, because they don't even like you that much! Your heart melts when they serve:

blackberry cobbler
18(35.3%)
a cake with an infant doll hidden inside
4(7.8%)
German chocolate cake with golden coconut frosting
12(23.5%)
a single Vanilla wafer
3(5.9%)
chocolate chip cookies fresh from your aunt's oven
14(27.5%)

Name me one damn song that can make you (think: falsetto for the rest of this line) break down and cry!

If you had one do-over, which would you do?

your haircut
5(10.0%)
your career
8(16.0%)
your attitude
12(24.0%)
your education
16(32.0%)
your teeth
9(18.0%)

What's your favorite Lucky Charm

stars
8(15.7%)
hearts
5(9.8%)
clovers
11(21.6%)
diamonds
2(3.9%)
electric sheep
25(49.0%)

Imagine that there's no Wal Mart. It's easy if you try. No greeters to live or die for, No imported goods to buy...

imagine all the people, running yard sales for fun
10(20.0%)
imagine all the downtowns, not coming undone
25(50.0%)
imagine all the llamas, unable to buy cheap guns
11(22.0%)
imagine all the craft stores, selling to everyone
1(2.0%)
imagine shopping eBay, until time is done
3(6.0%)
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