I hooked up my electric kazoo and began to hum. Guess what? An amplified kazoo sounds just like a non-amplified kazoo, with more attitude. An oomph. Four watts of oomph. Once the kazoo goes electric, everything changes. Now I'll borrow a friend's flanger and wah-wah pedal, and go to town--to a big town. "Smoke on the Water", by the way, is much easier to hum/play than Aaron Copeland's "Hoedown". I haven't tried the autoharp with the amp yet, but I'm already experiencing great fun, which is the whole point.
Just after Law and Order: Special Victims Unit did an excellent plot about child slavery in New York, the local news reported on the sad case of a local retired professor in Fort Worth who was kidnapped and apparently murdered.
They caught two people driving her car in Oklahoma City, some four hours from here. Now the authorities have been led to a body in the Arbuckle Mountains.
I don't believe in the death penalty, but these two folks who apparently kidnapped and killed that woman make me so angry. Their "grand haul", for which they took a human life? Stealing some money from her ATM, making a call on her phone card, and stealing her car. Idiots. I don't know why, but even their stupidity offends me. Driving her car after they killed her? That's a genius strategy. Heartless, murdering idiots. It makes my blood boil. I get so irritated that in this day and age when we can photograph Mars people still do such moronic, violent things. I'm sure I'll get my compassion back--my Leopold/Loeb explanations why we are all at heart to blame in this society. But right now I just rage about this.
The primaries today place Kerry solidly in the lead, with John Edwards placing well in second. I like Edwards, and I'm pleased that Kerry is running a much stronger campaign.
The talking heads wrote Kerry off when he fired his initial campaign manager. Now that decision looks like an act of genius. Poor Mr. Dean seemed to lose momentum altogether. I suppose that the former Governor of Vermont had to win New Hampshire to stay viable. I don't mind Kerry, but I think that I prefer Edwards. I suppose I've become an economic centrist in my old age. But I do play a mean kazoo.