Among these choices, my favorite animal is:
the walrus
3(4.3%)
the flying squirrel
20(29.0%)
the corn snake
1(1.4%)
the giraffe
22(31.9%)
the duckbill platypus
23(33.3%)
My favorite television phrase among the following is:
"Let's be careful out there"
6(8.7%)
"Make it so"
28(40.6%)
"Book 'im, Dano"
5(7.2%)
"Jane, you ignorant slut"
18(26.1%)
"please state the nature of your emergency"
12(17.4%)
The musical instrument I'd most love to play among the following is:
harpsichord
17(25.0%)
flugelhorn
4(5.9%)
sitar
24(35.3%)
nose flute
1(1.5%)
theremin
15(22.1%)
If I could be anywhere but where I am now, I'd spend the morning:
walking the streets of a foreign city
22(31.9%)
walking through deep, cool woods far away
14(20.3%)
walking in a quaint small town three hundred miles away
3(4.3%)
walking in an art gallery I've adored but never visited
6(8.7%)
walking in a huge open air market in an inexpensive country
12(17.4%)
My favorite guilty pleasure food is
chocolate
44(63.8%)
caramel
7(10.1%)
cotton candy
1(1.4%)
licorice
7(10.1%)
vanilla
6(8.7%)
If I must choose a form of fame, I choose as my favorite:
respected academic
21(30.4%)
public crusader for the under-privileged
15(21.7%)
oft-published poet asked to give readings nation-wide
18(26.1%)
best known DJ on the local alternative station
6(8.7%)
best known music critic for the local alternative paper
1(1.4%)
My favorite way among the following to spend a quiet Sunday afternoon would be:
reading obscure magazines at the library
6(8.7%)
lying on an open field, staring at the clouds
15(21.7%)
riding a bicycle
2(2.9%)
taking a walk around my neighborhood
4(5.8%)
sitting on a patio chair, reading a good book
34(49.3%)
