You're elected governor of California with 4 percent of the vote. Your first official act?
publishing Arnold Schwarzenegger's Oui Magazine interview in the state legislative digest
writing personal "thanks, silly" letters to right wing nuts from Orange County who initiated the recall
trying to get a date with a celebrity from Hollywood who would otherwise not know you're alive
naming a bridge after your grandmother
redecorating the living room in the residence to restore it to Nancy Reagan's "look"
What celebrity would you support in a surprise recall election for Lieutenant Governor?
Debra Winger--she dated a governor, and nobody plays better dying characters, and being Lieutenant Governor is kinda like dying
Paul Hogan, because California needs more Aussies saying "G'day!"
Meg Ryan, because she has always wanted to be a serious actress
Gary Coleman--what you talkin' about?
I am out of candidates, since Bela Lugosi's dead
What would be your big priority for California?
better law enforcement
just balance the budget, and that's plenty
invade Baja California with a peaceful army of poppy-holding lotus eaters
As Governor of California, you'd personally attend:
the coming of the swallows to San Juan Capistrano
Burning Man festival
the opening of each Schwarzenegger movie
Ben Stein's press conference where he admits that he is a closet Democrat
The name of your political party would be?
Bread and Circus Party
Lotus Eaters Anonymous
Touch Choices and Frozen Yogurt Party
Better than Gary Coleman Party
Moderation in All Things Party
Name one small, non-hypocritical stand you'd take as governor of California.
Your first big public works project would be:
saving the Salton Sea from pesticides and over-salination
cleaning up the San Francisco Bay so that one could fish for mackerel from the pier
adding the "land" back to the "Hollywoodland" sign
the Governor of California square at the Mann Chinese Theater
building a bridge to Hawaii
Your official Governor's uniform would be:
a chartreuse leisure suit
Pattonesque jodhpurs and pearl handled revolvers
purple robes and a scepter
jeans and a black t shirt
khakis and a pith helmet
Immigration is a big California issue, as the same people who benefitted economically from cheap labor now decry the immigrants who provided it. If you could ban someone from immigrating into CA ,who would it be?
Avril Lavigne (though I think she's tjhis generation's Suzi Quattro)
You are governor, with a bully pulpit and statewide TV coverage for a speech on one topic close to your heart. Name your topic.