Robert (gurdonark) wrote,
Robert
gurdonark

my untold African wealth

The three of us took less than ninety minutes to move the dozens of boxes into new storage. I feel that hard working feeling that a glancing association with manual labor provides. Bring on those John Ruskin books, I am at one with the land, if a rental U-Haul and self-storage units count. Back at my office, yet another person from Nigeria, Kenya or the Ivory Coast e mails me that I can earn 25 percent of 17.5 million dollars in money ineffably requiring only my confidential identity information to "spring" from its current locale.

I have missed this opportunity so many times to earn millions of dollars. Each person who sends me an e mail assures me they are well connected to deposed high officials, and that they are always so very sincere. They even invoke the blessing of God upon me. I am not very smart, because I spend my morning moving boxes instead of making millions.
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