Robert (gurdonark) wrote,
Robert
gurdonark

All polls lead to Hell

Poll #92510 No Exits

If we had to have a Republican president, the one I'd choose is:

Ronald Reagan
1(3.7%)
Dwight Eisenhower
3(11.1%)
Calvin Coolidge
1(3.7%)
Theodore Roosevelt
11(40.7%)
Abraham Lincoln
11(40.7%)

If in the afterlife, one must be stuck in a room having an intellectual discussion with someone forever, I'd choose: (please pick one)

Britney Spears
1(3.7%)
Mr. T
11(40.7%)
My high school principal
8(29.6%)
Jerry Falwell
1(3.7%)
Ann Coulter
3(11.1%)
Carrot Top
1(3.7%)
Lisa Marie Presley
2(7.4%)

If I could save time in a bottle, the first thing that I'd like to do:

is to place every bit that I make on ebay and turn up a buck or two
5(17.9%)
is to mix it with cognac and grenadine and quaff it--it sounds like a healthy brew
4(14.3%)
is to take it to K Mart and make sure the light there remains forever blue
3(10.7%)
is to see if my software will let me trade it for an indie CD or two
6(21.4%)
is to place it in six packs to take on vacation until the year 3002
10(35.7%)

If I were required to move across the country to a city I believe would be even less fascinating than mine, my "personal hell" city across the country would be:

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